these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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