yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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