I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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