you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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