Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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