i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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