Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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