Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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