ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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