I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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