Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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