gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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