Can i not drive my cunt home
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
he's gonorrhea incarnate
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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