fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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