My brain says no but my pants say off.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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