Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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