Midget sex pt 2 tonight
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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