who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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