Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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