Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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