So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Barsexuality is the new black.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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