Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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