He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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