Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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