I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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