Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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