there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You've changed since you got that strap on
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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