I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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