Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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