I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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