I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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