So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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