let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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