a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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