how can u be prego again
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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