He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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