does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
