why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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