"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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