Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I'm at about main and main street
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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