walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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