I cockslap morals
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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