the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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