I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I want her autograph on my taint
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
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