Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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