If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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