I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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