all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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