Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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