That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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